alal hesab

Check out this link from Iran and send it to as much people as you can! Iranians to enjoy their time, and non-iranians to enjoy, and know more Iran and Iranians.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16q8a_liran-sous-les-bombes-dici-peu

and check this out to gains some knowledge about Farting and laugh a little
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-JwHl1Q8wKbUc4MXW_Q--?cq=1

To Paniz joonam

Sorry ye modate natoonestam benevisam, dastane shalvar va N ta dastan o Payame amoozeshi o ina mikham inja post konam.... vali felan too much going on! sare forsat har chi zoodtar inja ye seri post mifrestam :) Ghol :)

Cool Cats are really really Coool

I bought 2 jeans 7 days a go! from Cool Cat (hey stop laughing! they have guys sections too! and I think they should change their name too cool cat and mad dog to emphasize that!)
Well I left both of them for alteration! after 5 days! on 5th of February, according to the receiptthey gave me they should have been ready! so I went there to get my 2 jeans, but they said wooops! After 5 days its still not ready! But they told me that they will call me when it's ready so that I don't go there again and find out it's not ready again!
I left the shop get in my car and derived out of my parking lot (which is really really hard to find one at that time in emirates mall!!) then I received a call telling me, sorry for the inconvenience your jeans just arrived!
So I parked again and went there, and the girl was actually giving the jeans to me till I stopped her and showed her that the jeans are not done! she apologized again, and tell me she'll call me again when it is really ready! so for the third time I walk away without my jeans!
The day after I received a call that my jeans are ready! I go there, they give me one jean out of two! telling me Wooops Sorry, again the other one is not there, seems like only one is ready! so 4th time, One jean! that's an improvement! one jean out of two!
so I go home, I bring the jean out of bag! and I see the dangle thingy is still there! so again today for the fifth time, after 7 days from the date I purchased the jeans, I went there to at least remove the dangle! and yet the second jean is not there, and guess what! I found out that the receipt they gave me back the other time is the receipt for the same jean they gave me, not the one I actually am waiting to receive yet! These cool cat people are really really cool :)

btw the story is to be continued! :) I haven't received the second jean yet :)

Ghor!

man 2 hafte dir oomadam! in hafte dovome ke daneshgah daram miram va hafte dige ham midtermast! va presentation ha ham shooroo shodan!
khoda be door! man hanooz hichkar ke nakardam hich! koliam aghabam!

Doroood bar Cyrus

"... I am Cyrus, King of the world, King of the kings...When I entered Babylon... I did not allow anyone to terrorise the land... I kept in view the needs of Babylons and all its sanctuaries to promote their well-being... I put an end to their misfortune ..."Cyrus the Great, 539 BCEFounder of the Persian Empire

Ampoule!!!!!!

ey khodaaaaaaaa!
daiim omad inja goft injoori nemishe dobare berim doctor begim ampoule bede behet :) raftim doctor o kholase hey az daiim esrar ke ta mitoonin behesh ampoule bedin! in bimarestan iraniam ke inja khorakeshe! varedesh mishi default ye ampoule o khordi! :) kholase az pishe khanoom doctor ke oomadim rahie jalad khoone (vahede tazrighati) shodim!
ta be hal doctor khejalati nadide boodam! mamoolan vase doctora esm bordan az aza'e badan mesle esm bordane ma IT ha az moder board o cart graphic mimoone!!! be doctor migam too dast mizanin?? mige na too pa!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! kheili ham jeddi goft :) man gij mizadam! hey moonde boodam pachamo bedam bala? che jaleb ta hala too pam ampoule nazadam :) hey khoda khoda mikardam too zanoom nazane ;) bad nagoo manzooresh neshimangahe khodemoon boode :) AKHE DOCTORAM KHEJALATI????? be haghe chizaye nadide o nashnide!!!!
kholase in daii jan ham ke hey mioomadan migoftan doctor mohkam bezan! doctor bezan too ostekhoonesh nafasesh bere! doctor halesho begir!!! ey akhe daii jan man che hizome tari behet foorookhtam mage? ey khodaaaaaaaaaaaa!
kholase enghade khan daii sar o seda kardan ke akharesh hamoonja gooshe shalvar ra ye kam avordim paiin sare pa soozan o havalamoon kard! ta hala dige SARE PA ampoule nazade bodoam!!!!!

badesham ke ye seri ghourse behem dadan ke mige too dubai mamnoo'e! faghat ma mitoonim noskhe bedim eshkal nadare! kodoiin podoiin nadare! vali khafan khab avare!
fekr nemikardam injoori bashe!
dalile inke alan ino ba takhir mifrestam ine ke az vaghti in ghorsaro mikhoram khabidam :)
jor'at nadaram masire toolani poshte mashin beshinam az daste in davaha!
na be inke 2 hafte nakhabidam az sorfe na be inke 11 shab mikhabam 3-4 bad az zohr be zoor az takht boland misham!
faghat omidvaram zoodtar khoob sham ke betoonam darsamo bekhoonam vase sare classam! ke already 2 hafte aghabam va hafte dige ham midtermast va albate presentation ha va project ha! ke chon dir oomadam gooroohhamam khoda bekheir kone nemidoonam chejooriast!

avalin rooze madrese!

Today I attended my first class in Wollongong as a student of MIB! the
course was MIS (ok I cheated a little, I took the one easiest for me)
and I liked the course :)
first half not many people attended because of a national football game,
so instead the ones there attended a CRM workshop downstairs in the
auditorium. My first impression of the university compare to AUD, the
quality of the building, chairs, tables,... compare to AUD is much
cheaper! The instructor seemed knowledgeable, and interesting; however,
I got a warning from one of the student's that she's though with grading.
I'm still coughing!! not good! :(
There is a group presentation and paper! and well because I attended
late, I didn't got to choose my mates! I hope the ones I got are fine.

Yuck

va albate sharbatiam ke dade maze zahre mar mide! Yaik

Tanbih Shodam!

emrooz taghriban mishe 1 hafte az vaghti ke sorfeye man shooroo shode!
jalebish injast ke oosoolan faghat e faghat sorfe mikonam! na tab daram, na abrizesh bini daram, na hata galoo dard daram! avalesh ba ye kam tab shooroo shod! vase hamin faghat raftam hamin daroo khane paiine khoonam goftam yechi bede bariz nasham hala too in hiro viri! chon doostamam mariz bood va ehtemal dasht ke manam mariz sham mikhastam pishgiri konam!
kholase oonam behem goft panadol bokhor ba ye ghorsaiiam dad vase sorfam! ke kheili khafif bood oon moghe! kholase bade 2 rooz asari dige az tab nabood faghat sorfe dashtam ke shadidtar shode bood!
kholase hey ghors o daroo dadan vase in sorfeye ma! hey goftan khob alergy chizie mohem nist o hey daroo dadan! kar nakard
raftam ye daroo khane dige oonam ye sharbate giahi dad ye ghors ke goft ino shab faghat bokhor ghabl az khab rahat mikhabi sorfe nemikoni!
kholase 3 shabe ke man ino mikhoram miram too rakhtekham hamchon sorfe mikonam ke nafasam bala nemiad! ta inke az khastegi ye kam khabam ke mibare bad dobare ba sorfe hey bidar misham ta dobare khabam bebare o haminjoor to sobh (bazi vaghtam ta bad az zohr! ;) )
bogzarim bade koli az injoor majaraha emrooz dige goftam miram doctor! akhe oosoolan kheili khatere mosbatiam az in bimarestan irania nadashtam ye bar dige rafte boodam ke kehili khoob kar nakarde bood! raftam oonja goft khob ehtemalesh hast ke sarma ham khorde boode bashi va faghat sorfat moonde bashe, hata ehtemal dare oon khoob bashode ye bare dige sarma khorde bashi (avalin bar ino mishnavam!) va momkene in vasat ye alergy ham gerefte bashi (man moonde boodam in doctor chize digeii too ketab nakhoonde bood be ehtemalat ezafe kone????? khob kooodooomesh? ) kholase doctore ham na mardi nakard az ghorse sarmakhordegi ta ghatreye sinusi (avalinbare kasi behem mige man az in sinusi o in daram!!!!) ta hata ampoole alergy behem dad!!!
ampoooooooooooooooooollllll ??????? naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
albate man ke ino nagoftam ke! man mesle yek gentelman e shoja goftam, faghat man be ye seri az ampoola hasasiat daram! (faghat be pinisilin hasasiat daram, baghiash be soozane tize ampool! :P )
doctore ham na mardi nakard o goft: negaran nabash in ampooli ke behet dadam zede alergie! age alergy be chize digeii ham dashte bashi in bartaraf miikone!!!!
hichi dige mesle arteshe shekast khorde ke bayad bere tavan pas bede raftam pishe jallad (tazrighati!!) vasayelam o gozashtam paiin o amade shodam soozanaro bokone too daste mobarak!
goft bekham roo takht!
manam khabidam dastam o hazer kardam!
goft na oonvari bekhab, mikham bokonam too - neshimangahe mohtarame khodesh ra neshoon dad!!!!
manam ba koli khejalat o roo darvaisi kholase ye kam shalvaram o dadam paiin ke in jalad e hiz bokone too neshimangaham soozane ampool ro!!!!
bi janbeye hol nazash aval man kamel deraz bekesham hanooz dashtam deraz mikeshidam soozane raft too, ta residam be moghiate mostaghar yaroo chasbam keshide boor roosho goft boro!!
ey baba, bi ehsas, hade aghal ye kam avalesh baham harf bezan, badesh ghorboon sadagham boro! :)
kholase shalvare mohtaram ro keshidim bala o rahie khiaboon shodim :)
hala bayad in ghorsha o tashkilat ro be masraf resanide bebinim karsaz hast ya na :)
vaghan bazivaghta enghade sorfe mikonam ke nafasam bala nemiad, ya hata bazi vaghta enghade sorfe mikonam ke kamardard migiram (be haghe chizaye nadide o nashnide!!!)
kholase inke salem bashid o doa konin manam salem sham zood :)

Some choices of movies

Check them out if you like:

A very nice song about iran

Hassan Kachal



PS: btw the link I sent in the last post you can continue see other parts by going to "more from this user" tab!

The First and Greatest Emperor of all time

Check this link and be proud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpizYwc7AD8&feature=PlayList&p=CC695ABD4538B690&index=46
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Ghor dige ghadimi shode mikham nane man gharibam bazi dar biaram! get ready! ;)

alan man most rejected person ever am! aalijenab P&G farmoodan
doostetoonam nadaran! be khoda man kheili khoob boodam!
vali tanha chizi ke mitoonam fekresho bokonam ke positive nabood in bood
ke man check zade booam ke IT o Marketing doost daram bad position
purchasing management bood, aghahe ham goft khob che rabti dare!!!! mane
kharam goftam khob man ino por karde boodam vali lahze akhar behem
goftam ke vase in position mikhaiim interviewt konim (which was the
truth) vali fekr mikonam turn off bood! ey ke dastet mishkast ye chize
dige click mikardi rabt dasht be positioni ke nemidoonesti gharare
vasash interview shi?!?! :)
I feel like a daman ke rafte bashe vase khastegari dokhtare ham koli
azash khoshesh miad hata yeki az maman baba ha ham azam khoshesh miad
vali oonyeki doostam nadare (akhe 2 ta interview shodam, gooya yekishoon
doostam nadashte) hey ke degh kardam! koli excited shode boodam vase in
job e khoosoosan ke hamaro mishnakhtam dar in P&G e ..... shode!

A joke

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Rasti ehsasam ine ke hameye interview khoob pish raft gheir az inke man too yeki az in formaii ke por karde boodam IT va Marketing ro zadam alaghe maniam! bad yaroo behem goft khob chetor shod ke pas vase Purchasing Management sherkat kardi! manam goftam khob in position o be man pishnehad kardan! va man taze badesh shooroo kardam raje behesh research kardam o khosham oomad! but still fekr mikonam it was a turn off! :( va yeki az interviewer ha goft ae hame kheili ham dooset dashte bashan vali yeki kheili azat khoshesh naiad estekhdam nemishi!
hun avaliam ghabl az inke interview ro shooroo kone gofte bood already alan ke inja neshesti yani kheili toopi, va dar oon shaki nist chon test haro khoob rad kardi, vali ma darim interview mikonim ke profilet ba in position khoob dar miad ya na! va oon hamooni bood ke in soal e IT marketing in shoghl ro kard badan! chejoori behesh begam be khoda too in modat ke raje behesh search kardam khosham oomad az in kar???? ehsase khoobi nadram! vali khoda kone in karo begiram! az P&G kheili khosham oomad. pore bar o bax e AUD ham hast btw :) wish me luck

Boys Name

Rasti, lotfan esm haye cute, han great vase pesar comment bezarin vasam!
It's for my dearest to be my nephew ;)

Interview in P&G

Wow :)
It's for a reason that P&G is 28th most fortunate company! Even though they are big and probably that should slow the process down, they are fast. On Thursday they sent me a 9 page long form to fill, and on Sunday, which is the very next working day, I received an email inviting me for an interview. Folks, pray for me ;) the more I go research about this company, and the more I interact with them, the more I like them. say good luck! :)